It was a typical Tuesday morning in Manhattan. I had an iced coffee in one hand, and turned on the computer for a full shift of sending emails back and forth while supporting press, stylists and helping NYC creatives prep for upcoming shoots.
As I start reading through the latest fashion news, I read the newly dropped Lyst index of hottest brands and items in fashion now. My jaw? On the floor. I had seen a few scattered posts about those Isabel Marant sneakers, but I didn’t think this was actually happening. Oh, but it is.
The sneakers with heels were extremely popular in Brazil when I was 18 years old. I had a black pair I used to rock with an indigo bandage skirt and a rock band tee—very much the look at the time. Every fashionista in town owned a pair!
Isabel Marant Wedge Sneakers
But now? It is 2025, for God’s sake. Why are we digging up trends that should have been left in the dark corners of our youth, next to the scent of vodka Red Bulls and bad decisions? And not only are they back, but they’re retailing for $790?! No, thanks. I’ll pass.
This shocking discovery unlocked an obsessive need for more research on what else is trending, shoewise, this year. Are you ready for what’s about to happen? You may never emotionally recover.
WHAT. ARE. THOSE?
Vibram on Anthropologie
Vibram on Anthropologie
Let’s talk about the Five Finger Shoe. Apparently, fashion girlies have been into this since January, and honestly? I’m disturbed. Creepy toe shoes? Really? Unless you’re hiking deep in the wilderness where no one will see you—don’t. just don’t.
Yikes.
And last but not least, the sneaker-wannabe-ballet-flats are just the cherry on top living proof that we are trying too hard. Just stop. Ballet flats are wonderful. Sneakers are wonderful. Why turn two wonderful things into one mediocre?
It’s awkward. It’s unnecessary. It’s fashion trying a little too hard.
Jeffrey Campbell Ballet Sneakers
If you came this far, thanks for reading. I feel a deep relief in my chest and I can go about living life again.
Xoxo,
Gabriela Leme.